Girl ne Charagh Ragra
.
.
.
Us ma Se Jin nikla
Jin: Kiya Hukam Ha Mere Aaqa??
Girl: Meri Piyas Bujha Do.
Jin: 7up Se Ya 7 Inch Se.
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Wife computer pe kam krte hue apna password btao? Sardar:'My Lulli' Wife hans hans k chair se gir gai qk computer says'Your Pasword Is Too Short.
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Ghar ki Bell baji
BV ne Gown pehan kar jaa k darwaza khola
To us k Shohar k dost ne andar aa k shohar ka pucha
BV boli:
Naha rahe hen
Dost:
Men 5000 tum ko Don ga
Tum apna Gown utaro.
Tungdast BV ne Raqam le k
Usko apna Badan dikha dia
Dost:
Sex kerne K 6000 or lelo
BV ne 6000 le k ye ijazat b dedi
Or wo kam kar k chala gaya
Shoher: Kon tha?
BV: Aapka dost jahangir tha
Shoher:
.
.
Us Harami pe to mere
11000 Rupay UDHAR hen us ne diye kya?
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Father & Son At Medical Store,
Baap Ne CONDOM Ka Pack Kharida,
Son:Papa Ye Kia Hy?
Baap: Chohay Marne Ki Dawai
Son: LOO Bhenchod phudi Men B Chohay?
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ghar k bahir se Awaz lagayi:
Babu ji roti milegi?
Andar se awaz ayi:
“Biwi ghar per nahi hai”
FAQEER:
Main ny Roti laine hai
“phuddi” nahi
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Ek ladki Doctor k pass gayi
Mary phuddi main makhi gus gaye hai
Doctor ny kaha k lund main shahed laga k undar dalonga makhi chipak k bahar ajaye gi
Doctor lund andar dal k zor zor sy jhatky marny lagta hai
Ladki: kya kr rahy ho
Doctor: Plan badal gaya hai makhi ko andar hi maronga.
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Suhag rat ko
Dulha: Jan bolo aaj tumhein chand pe le jaoon ya taaron pe?
Dulhan: (Sharma ke) Aap ka "Rocket" dekh loon phir faisla karoongi gi!
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Teacher :- Sharab or Pyaar me kya
rishta hai ?
.
Student :- Sharab over hone se Ladka
ulti karta hai.
.
.
.
.
..
.
..
.
Lekin...
Pyaar over hone se Ladki ulti karti
hai.
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Bache k peda hone per bache ki dadi : lanat hai bahu…
8 saal main sirf ek hi bacha peda kia ?
Bahu : agar aap k bete k aasrey per rehti to ye bhi nahi hota
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aik pathan suhag raat ko kuch kiye bina biwi ke sath razai orh ke so gaya.
thori dair baad biwi boli:
khan ji! meri taangon ke beech main sorakh hai
pathan bola: tabhi main soch raha hoon ke ye thandi hawa kahan se aa rahi hai
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Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi…
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de.
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Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle
for food and water, girl said-dear plz fuck me.
boy said: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega.
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Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna
lund dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
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Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge
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Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day
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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay
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AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOO SAY SEX NAHI KERTA
LERKI : VO KIYOO
LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI
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Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi...Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo
boli ....na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay
sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
bevi boli...mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha
Sardar bola...acha...par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha...
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Husband Suhag raat ko:
Me shadi se pehle buhat Aurton k sath SEX kar chuka hoon
BV sharmate hue:
Me itni der se yehi soch rahi thi k aapko kahin dekha hy.
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Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Ek Bikhari Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahi Hai
Santa Gusse Mein Aake Bola: “Badchalan Ye Kya Ka Rahi Hai?”
Biwi Masumiyat Se: “Main Kya Karti Ji, Is Bechare Fakeer Ne Kaha, Bibi Ji Koi EsiCheez
De Do Jo Sahab Istemaal Nahi Karte“
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sardar sex k waqt B v se
"TIGHT KR,HOR TIGHT KR
MAZA AA RAHA HY THORA OR
TIGHT KR"
BV
"MA DI KUS TUADI SARDAR G
JA KAY GANNY DI MACHINE VICH LORA PALO
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*. .Bachey ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri hai Bachey ki
"MAA KA DOODH"
or Bachey K Baap ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri hai
Bachey Ki
*. .MAA KI CHOOT. .*
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Sardar: Mujhe jadu sika do!
pathan: Apni pent utar k
jhuk jao.
Pathan: Tujhe ungli mehsos
hui?
Sardar: Haan
Pathan: Dekho mere dono
hath uper hein. ;-)
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TEACHER:
batao naddi nalley kahan se nikaltey hain?
student:
o?g naddi da tay pta nahi par
naleey shalwaraan wicho
nikaldey nay